shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(via oddevenstar)

aureat:

oh my god help

aureat:

oh my god help

(via togifs)

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(via doppelbangin)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via doppelbangin)

basedpidgeot:

oh my god

(via doppelbangin)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(via i-want-cheese)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via doppelbangin)

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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(via oddevenstar)

aroras-doodle-dump:

itistimetodisappear:

missdoodle:

"Animation has really gone down hill."

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"No one makes quality animation anymore."

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"CGI looks so crappy."

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Because believe it or not I’ve been hearing so many critics complain that animation has taken a steep nosedive as of recent years. Apparently they’re not watching the right movies. 

can i just

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LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT’S NOT REAL

BECAUSE I NEED SOME CONVICING

Are you telling me that thaTS NOT REAL?!?!

(via so-many-fandoms-so-little-time)

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via so-many-fandoms-so-little-time)

theladymonsters:

flumpp:

Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control

(via so-many-fandoms-so-little-time)